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Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

doing this

Don`t do this when you`re shitfaced.

(Source: complxlifeofblackbrucewayne)

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psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

(Source: sassygraceffa)

Best Author-on-Author Insults in History

  • Virginia Woolf on James Joyce:

    [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.

  • Harold Bloom on J.K. Rowling:

    How to read ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’? Why, very quickly, to begin with, and perhaps also to make an end. Why read it? Presumably, if you cannot be persuaded to read anything better, Rowling will have to do.

  • H. G. Wells on George Bernard Shaw:

    An idiot child screaming in a hospital.

  • Ralph Waldo Emerson on Jane Austen:

    Miss Austen’s novels . . . seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world.

  • William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway:

    He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

  • Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner:

    Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?

  • W. H. Auden on Robert Browning:

    I don’t think Robert Browning was very good in bed. His wife probably didn’t care for him very much. He snored and had fantasies about twelve-year-old girls.

  • Mark Twain on Jane Austen:

    Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

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